Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know
the other night i was walking home and i heard a rustling above me in a tree. i distinctly remember thinking, “isn’t it past that squirrel’s bedtime?” right before a cat fell out of the tree, claws flailing inches from my face. it landed right at my feet, looked at me, and then scurried away under my neighbor’s car
so if you don’t hear from me for a long time, the cats probably succeeded in their assassination plot against me
hannibaladies meme : [2/5] outfits ► Alana Bloom in Naka-Choko (x)
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
Alana Bloom + the interrogation room
I think of you often.
Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.